Nighttime Dogwalk Obstacle Course.
Start with elderly & somewhat senile poodle who can see a bit by day but almost nothing by night, is also deaf, has been having some digestive issues in the last day or two, & is on hunger strike because engineer has bopped off to Maryland for the weekend & she is miffed at being stuck with just me. Add human with ADD & night blindness (post-LASIK a few years back).
