Saturday, April 23, 2011

Reason #1,147 why I'm going to hell

Despite having grown up south of the Mason-Dixon Line, as a rule, I don't drink Coke (HFCS, fang rot, etc.), & the engineer prefers Pepsi.  Occasionally in the summer I will stagger out on a really hot day to one of the Mexican groceries & buy a small imported Coke (in one of those old heavy bottles, no less), because Mexican Coke is usually made with sugar, not HFCS.

There is, of course, the yearly exception: Passover.  To be kosher for Passover, Coke must be made with sugar; it tastes exactly like what I remember from childhood, & is available only briefly: self-limited indulgence.  We buy one or two bottles & that's it until next year, aside from any summertime forays.

This year during spring cleaning, which happened to coincide with the run-up to Passover, I discovered a large bottle of last year's Passover Coke.  Of course it had gone rather flat, & this year's was available, but why waste it? 

So I used it.

To cook a Coca-Cola ham for the engineer.

Granted, we are goyim & I don't even eat meat at all, but still ... .

I do so hope that the downstairs neighbors, an elderly rabbi & his wife, did not hear the engineer laughing hysterically & repeating, "You used Passover Coke to cook a ham?"

Then he ate it on sourdough bread all this past week, cackling every time.

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